Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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