Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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