If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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