hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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