my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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