Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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