Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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