I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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