omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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