I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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