dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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