How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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