I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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