Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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