in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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