: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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