your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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