I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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