Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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