just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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