she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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