You surviving the open bar?
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I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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