I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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