A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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