Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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