Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I've blown a few things in my day
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste