i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels