I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.