Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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