he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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