gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think my vagina is haunted
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
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i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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