I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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