I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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