you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
