the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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