hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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