How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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