I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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