Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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