I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation