Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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