He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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