i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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