Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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