They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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