dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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