drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
