Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Ambien. No doubt about it.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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