I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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