$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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