anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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