I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
you win again, gameday.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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